Yes people, i have defied the laws of death and made it back from gliding alive to savour the sweet feel of the casing of GTA IV. Too all of those who have not had the hounour of playing it, it is definetly the best GTa game ever made.

As a side note i've recently been asked if this was true and yes, there were 601 aliminations before me. And i killed them all myself, with my bare hands. And i sit here awaiting the day when alimination603 will make an attempt on my life to succed me. I must remain vigelant of the arrogant bastard.