The Cerberus Cheerleader Cheer

For those that have played the game Mass Effect I am sure you all remember Jack's signature insult for Miranda Lawson as the 'Cerberus Cheerleader'. I thought this was quite a good joke and I have decided to write a short story based around it. Anyone who has visited FF.net or deviantART may already be familiar with my previous Mass Effect stories.

What I am asking of my fellow Mass Effect players is if you could assist me in coming up with the lyrics for a Cerberus themed cheer.

Being from England we don't have Cheerleaders at football games (We usually amuse ourselves during halftime by lining up for the bathroom, shouting at the managers and discussing how crap each teams defence was). Despite this I liked the idea of writing a Cerberus Themed Cheer in the style of Football Cheerleaders that could be used in the story.

Any lyrics, mythology, trivia you could come up with on the subject (Either Mass Effect or the mythological creature Cerberus) will be much appreciated. Any ideas I do use (fully/partly) in the final piece will of course be credited to whoever came up with it. The final piece will be written as soon as I can come up with some concepts.

Thank you deviantartists.